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Hello, everyone! I'm Mizutamari Bond!
I'm Yamamoto!
And I'm Mushimegane!
Yay!
Tetsuya and I usually edit our videos.
And Ryo just bought a MacBook the other day.
It's just a normal one, though.
Yeah.
And you, Memaru, also started editing exclusive videos for channel memberships, right?
And editors have to be good at foreign languages.
So you have to use easy-to-understand Japanese to convey important information.
And so, we've got a special project for you guys.
Is this poem real?
Or is it Shibayu's poem?!
Wow!
What's with you?
You sound like you're about to get punched in the ear.
Okay, okay, everyone.
This time, it's the poem that's messed up.
- Oh, it's the other way around? - The poem, right?
The poem itself is pretty messed up, but...
It's a poem that's written with a lot of love and care by a professional editor, right?
I'd like you, as editors, to make sure that you can read that professional editor's love and care.
He's a professional!
- You know that, right? - Yeah.
No, you're wrong.
Can I write it in katakana?
You're writing a poem, right?
- If we get mad, we'll write a poem. - I don't like it.
- I don't like it, either.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
To give you a brief explanation of the rules...
A professional's poem, a poem that's a little closer to mine, and a poem that Shibayu wrote on his own will come out.
- If you can guess which poem Shibayu wrote, you'll get one point. - Oh, is that it?
If you can guess which poem I wrote, you'll get two points.
- Oh... - It's like you're doubling up your points.
These three will compete against each other.
Of course, if you can guess it, please tweet about it.
- Wow! - Really?!
I want you to say it like you're announcing a punishment game.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- No, no...
It's too early for a punishment game about tweets.
- Too early... - It's too early for a punishment game about tweets.
It's the easiest punishment game ever.
- So, I'd like to see how good you guys are at this. - Yes!
Here's the first question.
I'm going to read you three poems, so guess which one is Shibayu's poem and which one is mine.
The first one...
I wonder why people say "why"
That's why people say "why"
I see
Second
Yesterday's me is me now, but it's not me anymore
It's the last one
No, no, no
You can say anything you want
You're scary
Third
I sneaked out of my house
You sneaked out of your house!
Sneaking out of your house
Seriously
You sneaky guy
I searched for you and found you
Ah, I'm sleepy
The person who isn't me and Shibayu are
Mado and Michio
Zou and Zou
The person who wrote "hana ga nagai nane"
Please tell us why you chose me and Shibayu
Let's start with Yumemaru
I chose you and Shibayu because of
Second and third
Shibayu is in third place
First of all, I don't know what "hana" is and I don't know what "nejirigusa" is either
Don't break it
I'm in third place with Michio in third place with Shibayu in third place
I see
I'll say Shibayu too
The person who wrote "zou san, zou san, o hana ga nagai nane"
Means "yesterday's me is yesterday's me now"
I see
It's easy to understand
It's exactly the same
I don't want to say anything
It's exactly the same
I'll say it now
Who wrote Shibayu?
Shibayu is in third place!
Really?
I'm sorry
You found me out
I'm sorry, Shibayu
I'm going crazy
You said it twice
And I'm in second place
Really?
Yumemaru is in second place and I'm in first place
I wrote this poem for like ten seconds
It was a powerful poem
That's right
The theme of this poem is "dirty things"
Dirty things
Shuntaro Tanikawa wrote this poem for you
There are two of them, so this time we'll start with four of them and move on to two of them
Well, in any case, since the difficulty level is higher, the score will also go up
If you guessed "shibayu" correctly, you'll get 80,000 points
If you guessed two correctly, you'll get 160,000 points
I didn't mean to calculate it
I didn't mean to say the first one
I don't need it at all, so let's stop
Well, first of all
A flower bud flew away
It flew into the corner of the room
One of them, a mouse, appeared and disappeared behind the roof
A flower bud flew away
It flew into the garden of the park
One of them, earwax, appeared and disappeared into the soil
A flower bud flew away
It flew into the big sky
One of them, a zombie, appeared and flew far away
That's the first one
No, Shuntaro's personality is a little...
No, there is this
There is
Wow, what is it? I see
This is like "shibayu"
Somehow, but...
What?
Nothing
Yes
I'll say the second one
A cockroach's poop is small
An elephant's poop is big
Poops have various shapes
Poops like stones
Poops like straws
Poops have various colors
Poops grow grass and trees
Some eat poops
Any beautiful person's poop smells
Any great person poops
Poop, come out healthy today, too
Yes, it's like that
The third one
Eat potatoes, poop
Eat chestnuts, poop
Pee, poop
Sorry, poop
In the bath, poop
Sneak, poop
In a hurry, poop
Together, poop
No, it's not good
It's not good
The fourth one
Your face is fluttering
You are walking
Your pee and blood are proof that you are beautiful
But poop doesn't come out of poop
What?
3, 4, crazy!
Why?
Don't eat it!
Now, from Ryo-kun
Shirayu is 4
Yes
Mushi-san is 1
Oh, I see
I can't use "one"
"One" and "two" are similar
So I think there is "one" and "two"
I have the same answer
I feel like I've heard of "two" as "poop"
Oh, I see
Somehow
And there is a bug that eats poop in it
Did you make it up?
No, no, no
It's not a bug
It's a real insect
Oh, I see
No, I'm kidding
You don't want people to know, do you?
No, I don't want people to know, do you?
Somehow, Shintaro died because of me
Miyamura-san
My answer is "one" and "four"
3, 4
"One" and "two" are confusing
"Two" is like "everyone is different and everyone is good"
Yeah
That's what I felt
Somehow, Shintaro knows this
Yes, yes, yes
Now, I will announce the answer
First of all, it's Shibayu-san's answer
It's "four"
Oh, no
It was delicious
Oh, no
Why did you use "poop" there?
It's true
"Poop" may not be the right Japanese word
That's right
And my answer is "one"
Oh, you did it
As expected of you, Miyamura-san
Everyone, I will give you 160,000 points
Oh, thank you
The game will go on to the third round
The third round is also quite famous
I got "four" from Shishu
And the difficulty of this game is quite high, so the score will go up
If Shibayu-san's answer is correct, I will give you 800 million points
If mine is correct, I will give you 1.6 billion points
Why, Taisho?
But the first point is effective
That's right
If everyone gets "one" like I said earlier, it's not good
I will give you the first one
This is a setting where non-humans are talking
I see
That's why it has a name
I will say the name and then say "one"
Please pay attention to who is saying it and listen
The first one
I'm a worker. I carried this much today. What will I carry tomorrow?
Second, bag construction. Come over when you get lonely. Let my ears be your interlocutors.
Third, sunset. Not here, not here, not here. See you tomorrow, bar.
Huh? That's it, huh?
Fourth, water and honey. I like taking a nap. What do you like?
Seriously?
Rainbow shimeko.
Rainbow in the sky.
Two marasolomijini.
This is really good.
It's really good.
It's because you sang it earlier.
Sixth, monkey mountain golf club.
Huh?
Monkey, you know, monkey, you know, if you were dipping, you know, monkey, you know, monkey, you know, monkey, you know, monkey, you know, monkey, you know, monkey.
You can't laugh like that when you are talking.
It's hard. I can't feel anything.
It's hard.
It's because you can't feel it.
I also sent you the sentences on LINE, so for now, see it for yourself.
Then look at your own account
What did you lose?
I LOST IT!
Your bangs are ugly
I don't need it
Then, Yumemura-san, who is in the lead now, please announce the answer
I chose number 2 and 6
Looking at the others, I felt that the last part of the sentence was like "kana" or "ba"
But the part of "fukuro" is "narou"
I felt that it wasn't friendly
I also thought it was humanistic, but I can't win with this
I was also humanistic
4 or 6
Which one is which?
4 is insect, right?
I don't know
Why?
I don't know, I may be a sardine ball
3 is a little good, I think
Maybe "inai nai nai" is a sunset, right?
And "mata ashita ni nattara" is "asakara paa"
Oh
Do you think 2 and 4 weren't useful?
2 and 4 weren't useful
I can't think of anything useful
No, no, no, 4 isn't useful
Well, since Tetsuya gave it to me,
6 is an insect and 2 is an insect, so let's go
What?
Is it a big fly?
What?
Which one is it?
It's dirty
What is it?
I will announce it
First of all, from Shibayu-san, which one is it?
Shibayu-san's answer is...
6!
No way!
But everyone is correct so far
So far, we have confirmed 8 million points
And my answer...
4, 4, 4, 4, 2, 2...
1!
What?
It's "arishintaro"
It was the most likely answer
It's rare
The rest of them were written by Zenbu-kuro
I lost
Are you okay?
Didn't you read it?
So, if you look at the points...
Mimemaru has 8162 points
Tetsuya has 8161 points
Ryo-kun has 8161 points
So, which one is it?
Both of you!
Ryo-kun and Tetsuya are penalized
Oh
Oh, is that it?
You wrote 4 in 30 seconds
So, only those of you who wrote 3 points are penalized
So, which one is it?
We don't have a choice
We're being told
The theme is "anything"
It's annoying
It's annoying!
Okay, start!
It's annoying!
Time's up!
Oh no!
I don't want to write it
Okay, Ryo-kun, go ahead!
onigiri gorou
korokoro korokoro
korogara sono saki
tanoshimi da
Oh, I see
I see, I see
Oh, I see
Oh, it's like this
I wrote "no jam" normally
Okay, Tetsuya-san
Okay, this is "masked melon"
kau no naka ni wa nani ga
salon de plomb
hayaku hoshimi
shimakuni
Why!?
[The punishment is...]
Who thought this was funny?
[The punishment is...]
Shibayu has one point for this one.
Tetsuya Matsukena!
[The punishment is...]
Tetsuya, even though you're the main editor of this video,
you don't have enough information.
You'll be following the poem for a week.
I think that your reading ability is still improving.
Reading ability increases with reading.
I think you won't be able to read anything for a long time.
Would you like to try reading poems or books?
Speaking of books,
we've decided to release a sequel to "The Wooden Eyeglasses"
We've decided to release a sequel to "The Wooden Eyeglasses"
We're planning on releasing it on June 4th, 2019.
Please consider buying it.
Yes, we have a reservation, so we are accepting reservations, so please do not hesitate to contact us.
That's why it was perfect. Thank you very much.